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By Daniel Kurtzman
• Tina Fey calls Sarah Palin "sexism" charges
baloney. She also
explains her facial scar and talks about her Republicans parents
• Looking for holiday gift ideas? Check out our annual
Political Gift Guide, featuring books, DVDs, and gag gifts for
political junkies and humor enthusiasts
• Check out the
week's best late-night jokes and the
week in political cartoons
• Slate presents
Sarah Palin's Turkey Interview Outtakes. Wait until you see what
else she didn't notice!
• Ann Coulter's jaw has been
wired shut, proving that God has a sense of humor
• David Letterman presents the "Top
10 Sarah Palin Excuses for the Turkey Slaughter"
• Happy liberals
give thanks for Sarah Palin over at 23/6
• The Daily Show recaps
Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits
• Bill Clinton impersonator Darrell Hammond stops by Saturday
Night Live's "Weekend Update" to talk about
Hillary as Secretary of State
• SNL presents a special
obsenity-laced message from Obama chief of staff Rahm Emanuel
• Humorist Bill Shein looks at
last-minute Bush initiatives
• Sarah Palin
pardons a turkey and hilarity ensues
• Borowitz Report:
Obama's Use of
Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy
• Stephen Colbert stops by Good Morning America to promote
his upcoming Christmas special,
"A Colbert Christmas"
• Saturday Night Live
mocks Joe Biden and his propensity for gaffes
• Watch video of Rahm Emanuel
roasting Stephen Colbert
• David Letterman
presents the
Top Ten Things Overheard During Obama's Meeting
With McCain. #1: "Maybe you'd be President-elect if you hadn't crossed Letterman"
• A group of pranksters handed out over a million
fake copies of the New York Times,
reporting that all of the world's problems will be solved by July 2009.
• Borowitz Report:
Bush in Race
Against Time to Wreck Country
• John McCain
talks to Jay Leno about his election loss, saying, "I've been
sleeping like a baby. Sleep two hours, wake up and cry, sleep two hours,
wake up and cry.''
• Watch video of Barack Obama
roasting his future chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, in 2005
• David Letterman presents the
Top Ten Things Overheard During the Bush/Obama Meeting. #1: "When
can you start?"
• With the election over, Bill Maher bids
farewell to
douchebags
• Check out
political cartoons and
funny pics saluting Obama's historic victory
• Watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
call the election for Barack Obama as part of their
Indecision 2008 live coverage
• McCain staffers are wasting no time
throwing Sarah Palin under the bus, describing her shopping
spree as "Wasilla
hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast"; revealing
that she
did not know Africa was a continent; recounting how she once greeted
the McCain staff wearing
only a towel; and dishing on her
temper tantrums.
• The Onion:
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
• Borowitz Report:
Failure to Blow
Election Stuns Democrats
• The Onion:
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
• 23/6:
America to World: "We're Not Retarded!"
• Read a compilation of the
best late-night jokes of election 2008
• Catch highlights from McCain's and Palin's appearances on
Saturday Night Live's
"Presidential Bash"
• View a gallery of the
top 100 funny pictures and cartoons from the 2008 presidential
campaign
• Have no fear,
SuperBarack is here
• A Canadian comedy duo
prank calls Sarah Palin and convinces her she's talking to French
President Nicolas Sarkozy. Hilarity ensues.
• Watch
John McCain on Saturday Night Live with Tina Fey as Sarah
Palin in a skit that featured them addressing the nation on the QVC
channel. McCain: "Look, would I rather be on three major networks? Of
course. But I'm a true maverick -- a Republican without money."
• Forget the polls. If you really want to know who's going to win the
election, look to these
time-tested predictors: Halloween mask sales, the kids' vote, and
the Washington Redskins.
• Bill Maher takes a
hilarious look back at the 2008 election in his latest installment
of "New Rules"
• Take a look back at
The Presidential Campaign in a Minute, courtesy of a 23/6
• Check out the
top 10 funniest gaffes of campaign 2008
• John McCain is
set to appear on Saturday Night Live, where presumably he
will attempt to swamp Sarah Palin for Tina Fey
• Mr. Straight Talk Himself stars in
My Friends: The Musical, featuring McCain's favorite phrases
• The Moderate Voice looks at
recent late-night jokes and how they provide a telling barometer of
where the presidential race is headed
• In honor of Halloween, Howard Mortman looks back at the most
frightening Halloween-themed rhetoric from recent presidential
campaign history
• Stephen Colbert announces that he will
endorse (but not vote for) Barack
Obama.
• Barack Obama discusses
his white half, socialism, and Sean Hannity on The Daily Show
• Watch a hilarious Daily Show segment on Sarah Palin "Goin'
Rogue"
• Now you too can dress like
Sarah Palin with the help of a fun interactive game
• David Alan Grier of Comedy Central's "Chocolate News" has a
special message for black people:
be cool until Obama is elected
• During an appearance on David Letterman, Alec Baldwin
imitates Sarah Palin, calls her "beautiful" And "Bible spice"
• Check out the
25 most devastating quotes about Sarah Palin
• Tina Fey tells Conan O'Brien that Sarah Palin
offered her daugther Bristol for babysitting
• Duly quoted: "Now, because he knows that his economic theories
don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name
in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back
the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give
tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of
the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I
shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly
sandwich." --Barack Obama on John McCain's attacks (Watch
video clip)
• Check out the
25 funniest viral videos of the 2008 campaign
• A top McCain adviser calls Sarah Palin a "whack-job,"
one-upping another McCain adviser who called her a "diva"
• David Letterman presents the "Top
Ten Sarah Palin Excuses for Spending $150,000 on Clothes": #1: The
difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a
Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 suits
• David Sedaris shares his thoughts about
undecided voters: "I look at these people and can't quite believe
that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they
simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I
think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle
with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I
interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter
of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this
election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is
cooked."
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